Why security vendors need a red card during the World Cup

Unlike many people, I am not a fan of football and the inescapable hype surrounding the ongoing kicking competition known as the World Cup irritates me. On a professional level, however, it makes me mad. It's not just the football World Cup, but any and every major sporting occasion attracts the data security chancers. The sad thing is there are chancers on both sides of the security divide and I want both to be shown a red card.