Goodbye Google Glass, here's why you will not be missed

So Google has admitted defeat and is pulling the Google Glass Explorer Program with pretty much immediate effect. January 19 will be the last day to get the Glass Explorer Edition. In a statement, a Google Glass spokesperson said that "we're ready to put on our big kid shoes and learn how to run" and continued hyping it up with "interest in wearables has exploded and today it's one of the most exciting areas in technology" until almost reaching a climax by stating "we're seeing incredible developments with Glass in the workplace" before finally dropping the closing it down bomb.