World Paper Free Day: ignore this paper thin security scare

So, today is 'World Paper Free Day' apparently and I'm not sure whether it's appropriate to buy a card in the circumstances. Joking aside, what I am sure of is that such Hallmark days do provide an opportunity for press releases to be thrown in my general direction. And so it was that yesterday one pops into my inbox proclaiming "Paper revealed as the top threat to information security." What rot! Before even reading a word of the release itself I knew that it was going to be rubbish that, if it were on paper, I would screw into a ball and with an athletic flounce chuck into the bin. I was not wrong, and here's why.