Married with children: playing Grand Theft Auto

So, do you fit the GTA player profile? Let's see, I have almost completed GTA V (having played every other variation of the game since the very first overhead view version was released way back when) and am just waiting for the final heist to go down. I am, indeed, married with kids. I have no interest in running or taking trekking holidays. I do, however, like arts and literature, but can also be found hanging around the bar in my local pubs with alarming frequency. Finding Nemo? No thanks. Big Bang Theory? You betcha! Suits and briefcases though, c'mon, really?