Prince William's wedding is more dangerous than porn

It is bad enough, for someone with no great interest in the monarchy, that the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton has now dominated TV, print and online news outlets for the past 24 hours solid. I know I risk being verbally scolded by the twin-pronged pro-royalty army that is the combined forces of the blue-rinsed brigade and readers of Heat magazine, but I think I can safely say that the forthcoming royal wedding is now officially bad news. I can also say that you would be safer searching for porn than searching for news about the royal nuptials.