Why I'm buying a firewalled wallet

I may not be paranoid, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t trying to steal my identity right out of my wallet. I’m not sure who ‘they’ are, to be fair, but I sure don’t want them looking at the data on my biometric passport or wireless contact credit card. No sir-ee Bob. That’s why I’m buying a wallet that comes complete with multiple layers of Radio Frequency shielding material woven into the fine Italian leather body.