Your stupid life online

I am a heavily tattooed man, as in seriously heavily tattooed: full sleeves on both arms, full back piece, chest… Some of my earliest tattoos are no longer visible as they have been ‘covered up’ with better, and more appropriate, artwork. If needs be, I can cover them all up with a suit and shirt (well, one might peep over the top of my shirt collar but never mind) - getting rid of any errors in judgement in terms of online posts you may have made a few years back when drunk or just caught up in the stupidity of youth is not so easy.