Hermione Granger is not naked, poorly or dead

Harry Potter has been naked on Broadway, Ron Weasley has got swine flu, but Hermione Granger is emphatically not dead despite what you might read online. Let’s run that past you again. Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter, has stripped off and bared all for his part in the Broadway production of Equus. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter films, has been reported as suffering from swine flu (as am I, for that matter, writing this from my bed with Tamiflu on tap). But the delightfully sexy Emma Watson, the actress who plays Hermione Granger in the incredibly successful series of movies based on the fantasy novels of JK Rowling is not dead.