I write geek, therefore I drink?

My liver is doomed. It’s not my fault, but rather my career that is to blame it would seem. You see official government research has declared that be heaviest drinking professionals in England happen to be media workers, closely followed by IT professionals. And what do I do for a living? Oh yesh, hic, I recall now: I write about IT most of the time and for the rest of it I wear the IT consultancy hat.