Do you want it, sir?

Apparently, 62 percent of Brits want it. Unfortunately, 75 percent of us are not going to get it. Some 17 percent have said that they feel ill equipped to do it. Meanwhile, 46 percent are doing something else when they should be doing it. 10 percent of us even confess to watching the telly instead of doing it. An embarrassingly large 42 percent of women admit to doing the washing instead of doing it.