Texan computer bugs will eat your iPod

You really could not make this up, despite the fact that the computer bugs in question are called 'crazy rasberry ants' and reported quotes from victims range from the ridiculous "If you’ve seen a car racing, that’s how they are. They’re going fast, fast, fast. They’re crazy" to the sublimely ridiculous "You'd get 3,000 or 4,000 ants inside and they create arcs. They'll wipe out any computer." Yet apparently it is real and the ants have invaded Houston by the billion, consuming pretty much any electronic goods that get in the way.