So the Apple iPhone has finally gone on sale in the UK, with hundreds of fans queuing at the Apple store in London's Regent Street to be one of the first customers for what has become known here as God's Own Phone as it does everything, according to the fanboys including much of the media which would be equally excited if Apple launched an iToilet it seems to me. Staff at the store applauded the first customers through the door, as well they might considering the cost of this particular piece of over-hyped hardware.
I was not amongst those customers, nor will I be in the foreseeable future. Here are my top 5 reasons why I won't be buying an iPhone: